What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?

Gent Lee (Gently)