Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Being carafe-ful.
Shartonnay
It smells like teen spirit.
They wine too much.
Too many Tannens.
None, he just has some WATAH!
I can't pair wines like this.
Smells like teen spirit.
Chardon-neigh.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Maulbec
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Wine
In the cabernet
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
A Cheetah.
You Barium.
When their time is up.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Oh, I can't complain.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
They think they are in a pickle.
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!
He was talking on his shellphone.
Be too drunk to find your keys.
Because he couldn't find a Date!
It took a date....
