Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Being carafe-ful.
Shartonnay
It smells like teen spirit.
They wine too much.
Too many Tannens.
Wine gets better as it gets older
None, he just has some WATAH!
I can't pair wines like this.
Smells like teen spirit.
Chardon-neigh.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Maulbec
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
It depends on the age.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Wine
White Infidel.
In the cabernet
Lettuce, pray.
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
I can't bereave it!
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Rep-tiles.
A Tomartyr
Cat-holic
3 days by panzer
I set* ***who*** *free "*
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!
A Rug's Life.
Carpet!
