Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Being carafe-ful.
Shartonnay
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Both mature in a cellar.
It smells like teen spirit.
They wine too much.
Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.
Too many Tannens.
Wine gets better as it gets older
None, he just has some WATAH!
I can't pair wines like this.
Smells like teen spirit.
Chardon-neigh.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Maulbec
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
It depends on the age.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Wine
White Infidel.
In the cabernet
Pontius Pilates
Crossfitting.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
Mooney.
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
The pope died a virgin
Her batteries were dead.
Because he said Punch's line.
He always throws the punch.
Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
Allahbama
Because people are dying to get in!
The eyes, cause they di-late.
Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!
