Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Being carafe-ful.
Shartonnay
Both mature in a cellar.
It smells like teen spirit.
They wine too much.
Too many Tannens.
Wine gets better as it gets older
None, he just has some WATAH!
I can't pair wines like this.
Smells like teen spirit.
Chardon-neigh.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Maulbec
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
It depends on the age.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Wine
White Infidel.
In the cabernet
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
She wanted to be a nurse.
About a couple thousand years.
Cat-holic
Well, mostly to forget.....
Because Happy Hour ended.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Jesus, take the wheel!
They're always picking on him.
They always fall back on old habits.
He was addicted to crack.
You'd spill your drink.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
It has no Seoul!!
