Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Being carafe-ful.
Shartonnay
It smells like teen spirit.
They wine too much.
Too many Tannens.
None, he just has some WATAH!
I can't pair wines like this.
Smells like teen spirit.
Chardon-neigh.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Maulbec
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Wine
In the cabernet
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Tequila Mockingbird
Mutton-schnapps.
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
French press. (Too soon?)
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
I'm floored!
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
Underlay! Underlay!
Because they fall through his hands.
He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
