Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Being carafe-ful.
Shartonnay
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Both mature in a cellar.
It smells like teen spirit.
They wine too much.
Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.
Too many Tannens.
Wine gets better as it gets older
None, he just has some WATAH!
I can't pair wines like this.
Smells like teen spirit.
Chardon-neigh.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Maulbec
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
It depends on the age.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Wine
White Infidel.
In the cabernet
Cause they want the D.
Cause it's an all mail business.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
They both like to root around in your cellar
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Mooney.
He was trying to dodge the draft.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
They were too sacrifishal
Ohio Satan!
Alone
Some Stormtrooper
