What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.