What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget