What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.