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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Alcoholic Jokes More Alcoholic Jokes

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.