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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.