What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.