What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget