What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.