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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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They both love to crack open a cold one.

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A leave of Absinthe.