What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.