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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"