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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"