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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"