What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"