What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.