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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.