Because it came from the Suez.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Spit, sallow, and gargle.
Spits*
His daddy was really a mummy.
They're always in de Nile.