Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.