Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.