Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Spit, sallow, and gargle.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.