One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
An Allarma
They both spit fire
The Salivation Army.
They both spit.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
Because it came from the Suez.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Spit, sallow, and gargle.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
A nun on a spit
Cause it just means you spit more fire
Reddit
Spits*
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Because he tasted funny.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
A cud thud!
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
Because he tasted funny!
It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Because it was two years old
A firm grip on the back of her head.
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
Oh, you know. About 5 pounds.
Hodor
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Straight up.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Sorry guys, moustache!
Her brother has a moustache.
Student: A teacher!
She was beside herself.