One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
An Allarma
They both spit fire
The Salivation Army.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
They both spit.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
Because it came from the Suez.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Spit, sallow, and gargle.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
A nun on a spit
Cause it just means you spit more fire
Reddit
Spits*
When her mustache is on fire!
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Because he tasted funny.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
A cud thud!
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
Because he tasted funny!
Brushing your teeth!
It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Because it was two years old
A firm grip on the back of her head.
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
Hubble Bubble
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
Because people are dying to get in.
Spiiting and swallowing.
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
A hot mess.
Lawrence of Dublin.
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
CORNY JOKES!!!
