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What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.