What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma