What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.