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What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.