What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Previous Random Joke Next

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.