What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.