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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.