How do you milk sheep?

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.