How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA