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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A merry Christmas to ewe