How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out