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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.