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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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Lack-toes intolerant

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If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!