What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?