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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.