Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!