What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light