What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.