What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?