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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.