What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light