What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.