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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light