What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?