What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!