What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.