What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!