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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!