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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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They're able to stomach a lot.

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What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.