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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!