What does a cow call his mate?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.