What does a cow call his mate?

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.