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What does a cow call his mate?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate