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What does a cow call his mate?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!