What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!