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What does a cow call his mate?

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.