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What does a cow call his mate?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.