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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Because it didn't see that well.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.