What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)