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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.