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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Christian bale

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Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients