What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.