What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.