Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

January Jokes More January Jokes

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.