Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

Kim Jong-deux

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

January Jokes More January Jokes

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.