Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Lonely.
A ghoul Yule!
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Bud.
Two marks.
Shar pei
Guess we'll find out in January.
