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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

January Jokes More January Jokes

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.