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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!