Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

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I have left my Mark on Mars

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!