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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Bern Jokes More Bern Jokes

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!