What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Bern Jokes More Bern Jokes

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*