Working people's wallets.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Decaffeinated coffee.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
He felt his presents.
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
She was feelin' the Bern!
A son Bern
