What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.