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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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A doctor

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Piscine.

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A francophony

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Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Pizza Haunt!

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.