Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.