Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

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What is the favorite number of French potheads?

80

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.