Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.