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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Why don't the French like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.