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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.