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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow..

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.