Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance