What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.