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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.