What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one