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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.