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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.