Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.