Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.