Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.