Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.