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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs