Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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How to avoid clickbait?

Clearly, you wouldn't know...

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs