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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs