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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs