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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.