Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.