Invade Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail