Invade Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Garbage Collector Jokes More Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

War Jokes More War Jokes

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars