Invade Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday