Invade Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

Panama Jokes More Panama Jokes

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay