What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.