What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.