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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.