What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.