Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
A A milk truck.
Doctors without boarders.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
A wise quack.
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
I feel a bit overdressed.
A fruit punch.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Go go power rangers!
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Brothers from Another Mothership.
The Know-Nothings!
Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.
Madame
