Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
A mountain gloat.
Because there horns don't work
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Nah, I'm still working on it.
They just work it out with a pencil!
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Everything's gonna be all white.
A milk shake!
No, cows go moo.
Your PUN-unciation
One must simply walk into a bar
He kilt himself
Medium.
Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work
A long necked toothbrush!
Because he was a neck-romancer....
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
R/Jokes
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
