Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.