Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Who's there! Cyprus! Cyprus who?

Cyprus the bell!