Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
A rye-nocerous
All the cows have horns
STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
He had to parrot.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
You were adopted. Best told to siblings
The cow didn't make it.
Cowboom!
He couldn't take a joke.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
A bellerina!
Because their horns don't work.
Afroturf.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
