Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because there horns don't work
A A milk truck.
He thought it had a lot of potential.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
To work on his caw strength.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
They'll tell you in their novel.
Beef stroganoff
Mooooooooooooove.
In their dadabase.
.........
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
Afroturf
A Chef of course...
R/Jokes
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
