Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!