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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus