Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus