Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back