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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*