Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!