Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid