Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.