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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*