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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.