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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!