What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she