What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.