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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity