What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.