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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she