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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive