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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

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How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.