What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive