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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.