What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"