A right a right a right!
She took the 33 bus twice instead.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
A frog in a blender
Drive me to the grocery store.
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
Look a bit to the right.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
It's a fugazi.
Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.