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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU