What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead