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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What is Matthew McConaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO