What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"