What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!