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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

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What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.