They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
Bed buglars.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Turn 19
High Moon!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They heard there was water at the end
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Shot in the head in Dallas.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
The dashboard.
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
Watch the second half.
He turns off the PlayStation.
Eventually the baby stops crying