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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?