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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.