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Super Bowl Jokes

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians