The Patriots
With a crowbar.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
A living room
He needed places to hide the bodies.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
Haitians
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.