The Patriots
Because they need a man to do it for them
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
The corner, it's 90 degrees.
A baby with a punctured lung
Because they're rated
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
Haitians
Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.