What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.