What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel