Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.