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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.