Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Jack the kipper!
It has a lot of mussels.
He didn't want no scrubs
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
Recalculating route.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
Because they're still alive.
It had a little boogy in it.
At the basketball.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
