Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because if they did they would be Bagels
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
She named him Oedipus.
5 minutes talk to wife.
Because he's alive.
Coughin'
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
Not many of them know how to dance.
By putting flowers on its grave.
Unbereavable.
