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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.