Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.