What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.