What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...