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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

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Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif