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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif