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Recur Jokes

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.