How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances