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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge