What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.