Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.