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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.