Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.