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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.