Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.