Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.