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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

How is Snow White?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.