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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say?

I wub you

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.