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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.