Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993