Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date