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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.