Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date