Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What do English pirates call each other?

M80

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

What can't teenage girls do?

Even

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What is a simile?

It's like a metaphor.

Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.