Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
When she hands out long sentences.
Anticlimactic
Because they literally can't even.
It's like a metaphor.