Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Dip it in ranch.
You have a shot with a pool table.
A noughty one.
A crowbar.
When the English got Crecy
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A two-torial!
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
It's like a metaphor.
