Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

What is a simile?

It's like a metaphor.