Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
God bless America.
He was ceebs
Because people kept toasting him!
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
It's like a metaphor.
