What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Who survives?

America.