I did! Well here's the elastic band.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Count Dracula.
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
