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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make