Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make