Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make