Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.