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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

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Because its capital is always Dublin.

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

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Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make