Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make