Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.