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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

Hyper-inflated.

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make