Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Previous Random Joke Next

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.